Why British Christmas Markets Are So Weird

Ah, British Christmas markets. They’ve got all the festive charm of a Dickens novel, but with a strange, unmistakable vibe, like if a drunk Santa opened a stall selling "artisanal" cheese toasties next to a big wheel blaring 2000s pop hits.

In our latest video, we wander through the chaos Nottingham’s Christmas market to figure out why they’re so odd. Highlights include:

✔️ The questionable "German" stalls (selling Yorkshire pudding wraps?)
✔️ A hastily contructed big wheel
✔️ Why nothing is actually local?

It’s festive, it’s chaotic, and it’s very British.